Blogsick Medical Terms

Hello??? Anyone there? Hellooooo? So another day without any readers - how do I keep finding myself feeling like this? It is like I am in elementary school again and my best friend that promised me she would play with me today - didn't show up.

Am I the only one that stalks my own blog? You know I tried to not get so caught up in blogging and social networks but I am human. Do you check your blog and email 50 million times a day to see if SOMEONE has responded?? *hand shoots up in the air - "ooh, ooh, THAT'S ME!" Do you read other blogs to get ideas for your own in hopes that others will read your blog and not comment on the fact that you stole someone else's idea?? Do you really post up very embarrassing life events in hopes that SOMEONE will read it and say - hey that was funny or feel sorry enough for you that they leave a post - where is that follow button again? Do you get angry when you see that many people have visited your blog but failed to respond to it???

Yep - I think with the progress of technology, psychology ALSO progresses to new levels - don't believe me - I have blogaphrenia with an acute case of bloggeriasis. Please cite my new age tech blog dictionary for confirmation.

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anti-css - someone who does not know CSS nor would like to learn.

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Blogaphrenia

Main Entry: blog-a-phre-nia
Pronunciation: \blȯgg-ə-ˈfrē-nē-ə\
Function: noun
Etymology: New age English tech, from Nalonni's head
Date: circa 2008

: a psychotic-tech disorder characterized by loss of contact with the "real" world by marked decline in the level of functioning in everyday life, and by a complete disintegration of personality - you eat, breathe and live to blog, in fact this is your job - you once had to stop blogging and couldnt figure out why your mail person kept delivering mail/comments "outside".

Bloggeriasis

Main Entry: Blogg-e-ri-asis
Pronunciation: \ˈblȯg-ə-ˈrī-ə-səs\
Function: noun
Etymology: New age English tech, from Nalonni's head
Date: circa 2008

: The state of or condition of being at a loss for words because no one reads your blogs. Also can be a condition where bloggers post up meaningless crap because they have nothing else to say.

Bloggeritis

Main Entry: Blog-ger-itis
Pronunciation: \blȯg-gər-ī-təs\
Function: noun
Etymology: New age English tech, from Nalonni's head
Date: circa 2008

: inflammation of the blog. Many viewers and followers leave comments regularly. Your blog is "hot" or flaming. Fat.mum.slim , Braja and Frenchie are examples of bloggers who "suffer" from this.

Wikipedia -
The suffix "itis" is also used colloquially to denote any type of
disease, including imagined disease such as senioritis[1], or real injuries like wiiitis[2], even if the supposed disease does not involve an
infection.

Bloggerphobia

Main Entry: Blog-ger-pho-bia
Pronunciation: \blȯg-gər-ˈfō-bē-ə\
Function: noun
Etymology: New English tech, from Nalonni's head
Date: circa 2008

:the fear of people NOT reading your blog or the fear of people not leaving comments or just plain fear of blogging anyway. Most new bloggers suffer from this but quickly learn to cope through therapy. Therapy involves leaving comments on other blogs, following other bloggers and posting numerous contests and corny blog entries

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Diblogistic

Main Entry: di-blog-is-tic
Pronunciation: \ˌdī-blȯg-ˈis-tik \
Function: noun
Etymology: New English tech, from Nalonni's head
Date: circa 2008

: having two or a double blog. Some bloggers have to do this to give the appearance of an actual webpage with Home links and such - priof fat girl is multi-blogistic

So there you have it.........diagnose away. Add to it if you want.