Wat? 2009

Ok - so there are several bloggers that I read that don't live in the states like Chantelle and Braja and I am so jealous! I also read a lot of photo bloggers like Sarcastic Mom and Erika Jean - well I least I think Erika is a photoblogger - she always posts up so many cool pics! So I decided to pay homage to some of them by creating Translation Tuesdays and Freeze Frame Fridays for 2009. Check it -

Dear Frenchie and Chantelle,

This day has been rather boring but lemme get to the duck's gut. Volunteered with the ankle biters until the arvo. The ankle biters were wrapped. Today was Polar Express day and there was heaps of cookies and cocoa to go around. Lunch was a mess as usual - cheese pizza with hot chips and M&Ms. I was argo at the oldies for not showing up - we needed help. But it was bonzer. Several of the teachers had a bad case of the trots. In fact one teacher only needed a bit more choke and she would have started. Enough of that waffle - how is the weather out there? Cant say that it was a scorcher out here, but I did have to get rid of my jacket. If I had a job, I would have taken a sickie. My old man will nick off at 5 tomorrow - havent had a barney which is good - that's all for now.

Hooroo!

And thats it - the only thing I require is for SOMEONE to translate what I said and whatever else I think we need to waste time on.

DISCLAIMER AND RULES
I am in no way professing to be an expert of the language or slang I use. I will make full use of babel fish and other translation services including other blogs if needed but don't count on complete and grammatical translations - From time to time - what I write will be ridiculous and stupid in nature but this is not me personally - well not all the time. Chantelle and Frenchie are excluded from the contests that involve Aussie or terms that people in London would use - *apologetic frown*..........it's only fair. No worries - I will give you all the free marketing on my blog that I can muster and would graciously request your assistance in these translation contests - *innocent smile* - PLEASE? Anyone else who would like to contribute is welcome - really.

Contest will be held on the 2nd Tuesday of the month.......I guess that makes it a little easier on me. I have will shop for prizes since it is almost Christmas.

THIS CONTEST HAS BEEN POSTPONED, OBVIOUSLY - SORRY