Not Another Sexcapade Post

Today I woke up in a foul mood - sound familiar? My hubby was on patrol this morning, trying to wake me up - i wasn't having none of it.

I did finally realize I was in a leave me alone funk and tried to apologize to my sudd muffin.

Check it - he's sittin on the bed, legs hanging off the side. Me, standing in front of him between his legs - there was nothing sexual about this mind you.

I push him backward in my attempt to be sexy.

Instead I end up sliding straight down to the floor to land on the front of my thighs and belly half on half off the bed. You know like when you slide down a slide on your stomach feet first?

My darn socks ruined my sexy moment as their was no traction between my feet and the carpet.

I am so done with being sexy. I will stick to comedy.  Oh wait, that involves being sexy...oye