annnnnnnnd ACTION*
Wife thinks, yay, leftovers!!! Stomps to fridge after long day of work, looks for said leftovers - Orange Chicken to be exact - shuffles numerous bowls around in fridge......NO LEFTOVERS - The sudd muffin struck again.
cut to M.T.A next (marriage texting argument)
Me: Did you eat ALL the orange chicken??
Sudd-Muffin: There wasn't very much left. Hey you know you cute right?
Me: **anger fizzles like a wet firecracker** You had me at cute. blows Android Kiss via text
Slowly drifts away in lal-la land and pours a bowl of cereal instead.
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