Channeling That Jet Blue Employee......

Write a letter of resignation. Not a letter resigning from the job that gives you a check periodically...but from one of the many other hats you wear.

To whom it may concern:

I have stayed in this place too many years.  The work I put in is exhausting.  There are no rewards, no bonuses, no paid vacation days or sick days.  I cant even get insurance coverage for this - they would laugh at my pre-exisiting condition.  Although I have made many friends, they are toxic.  They hold me down, talk about me, tell me I am nothing.  They tell me that My God is not for me and cannot hear my prayers.  I am tired at working so hard in this job.  It has made me fat.

I want a nice severance package.  One that doesnt just last 2 weeks but pays me for every week in the year that I have worked hard at this.  Wow - that's some payoff. 

No I will not give my 2 weeks notice because quite frankly, you are not that deserving. 
I will not stay just until someone else can take over for me.  That person is too valuable to even step into these old worn shoes. 
No I will not stay until the summer - I have plans for the summer.  Plans that dont involve YOU.

So as of today, I'm leaving. I am getting the heck outta dodge. Cause if I stay here one more day - the thing inside that has been shriveling away and dead will continue into nothingness.

I'm snatching my mock beer, saluting you, taking a swig - HERE WE GO - and jumping down the escape slide out of this plane.  Cheers.

Signed - My Life

cc - Low Self Esteem
cc - the Devil: you are on notice
BCC - God