My acid reflux is REALLY kickin my butt, SOMEONE is EATING all the silverware because our drawer is almost bare, my stupid hospital stay threw off my Ph balance and now my netherparts are out of wack and under a "supervisory warning" not to mention the fact that the sudd-muffin is throwing me hints about his needs. WHAT??? Can you find the freaking silverware???? I really need a prozac right now and coming from me that is saying A LOT!
Oh my goodness - where is the freaking silverware??
In the middle of writing this, I keep searching the internet for marriage advice, blogs, tips, other peoples problems, quick fixes, images – SOMETHING!
I ran across Ms. Jasmines post on Eat, Move, Write in regards to finding out things about your spouse that you never knew, how it tore you up and about being an honest blogger.
Well that's what I took from it anyway. She has a series called This Is What It Looks Like - which sums up the entire idea for the name of my blog.
This is what it looks like – picture frame marriage:
But this is what it is in actuality:
So Im going to KIR and Keep it Real – this marriage sucks right now. Yes I’m nagging (admission is the first step). I mean would it kill my sudd-muffin to NOT have a “you're bothering me” attitude with EVERYTHING. It’s getting to the point where I don’t want to ask him for anything. I don’t get it. Is it me? Is it too much to ask for someone to do something for you with a “willing” attitude and a smile? His response to that is, I don’t feel like doin it but I’ll do it anyway and he actually tells me that? What the fork??? I mean, because when you don’t want to help out or do something and it shows, then I would rather do it my damn self and keep it movin’. Is it me?
For the love of kitchens everywhere: Forks? Spoons? Where are they.
Uggghhhhhhhhh!
I am working at home but having problems actually "starting" to work at home. I don’t have a head set so I am on the phone taking unemployment statements with the HANDSET cradled between my shoulder and ear. Shoulder hurt. Bad.
But I need to work because I need the time and money. So, shoulder shut-up; money – give it. AND I need a new desk because the desk my friend so lovingly let me use is too small. You’d think the 5 days I was in the hospital the sudd-muffin would have said: “Oh gee, NayLahs in the hospital, let me find her a desk since I have known she would be working at home since FEBRUARY to help her out seeing as she has been sick and probably wont heal too quickly.”
Of course all these are musings, nags, rants & Wishes of a “you got me forked up” wife.
For. The. Love. of God.
3 comments:
LOL! You have a hilarious attitude toward your marriage. Yes, you are nagging, but you are making it funny and enjoyable to read. Marriage is friggin hard and I have finally realized that men are just stupid and we have to train them! It takes what seems like forever, but at some point it HAS to work right? Or, we could just beat the hell out of them unti they get the idea :)
PS: I have been married for 11 years and it hasn't always been great...many years filled with him being annoying, saying stupid things and just being a dumb male.
Lord have mercy - married women need to write a nag book....thank you so much for your comment!! I love comments!!
Total LOL... and a hug to my new blogger friend, who truly knows how to keep it real. Marriage (15 years for me) is NOT a bowl of cherries, and I can identify with what you wrote. Agree with Cabubsmom: men are in need of training, but to some extent we strong women have to stop taking them all "on" and just let go. Be zen. Live in the moment and stop sweating everything, 'case you KNOW he isn't going to change who he is. Men are clueless... just tell 'em to fork off.
BTW: extra silverware are usually found in three places in my house: 1) in the basement, under the "mancave" furniture; 2) in the garbage disposal or 3) in the dishwasher, still dirty.
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