Toe Jam

Not My Foot

This has got to be a movie.  Nothing like this happens in real life.

Not really.

Bad enough I have been dealing with Diverticulitis and missed like three days of rehearsal for my play because of it but NOW, my fourth toe on my right foot decides to try to live as an individual by breaking away from my other little piggies leaving ME with a broke toe.

The highlight:

I only spent 40 minutes in the ER.

WHAT??

GET OUT!  

Yes I did - FOURTY FREAKIN MINUTES.  I was in and out of there so quick I didn't even get the chance to smell the hospital food!

So now I hobble around leaving the crutches propped up against the door cause Lord knows I am too clumsy for them.  

Besides, I get motion sickness from the swinging.

And NO, I am not putting a picture up of my foot.  

Ugh.

Gross.

Nag Diary 10.0 - Nags from the ER/Hospital Visit. Pre-Visit

5 things to do before/during your ER visit:

1. If you don't have time to shower change your drawers!
2. Wear a clean bra. More thank likely you'll be takin it off but if you can't go braless like me, bundle Mona  & Lisa up! (Yes mine have names...)
3. Fix your hair or throw on a wig or a hat.
4. Ask for FEMALE nurses - they understand. Don't ask.
5. When the cute tech comes to stick the EKG sensors on you, lift up your own boobs.